"Things just happen. What the hell."

Chrissie aka Carlos

weiß soviel über Albrecht Dürer wie über das Rektum eines Känguruhs. drools about British men in drag who love to slap each other with dead fish. believes in the philosophy of Didactylos. whines about nothing and everything all at once. one of those melodramatic fools. in her mid-twenties. knows nothing. nothing! bit of a sticky wicket. sideburns = WIN. not tired of England. a real nowhere woman. rather on rollerskates than on drugs. from that tiny part of Germany which is not Bavaria. prefers L-space to wikiwhats’o’ever. not the kind of girl who likes to play big brother. does not agree about suicide being painless. sucks at describing herself. survey said: Blank!

loves to make crappy gifs.

CAUTION! If you don't like Michael Palin or Charles Edwards, you might want to start running NOW! ;)