I am a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all.

jabriath:

Bernard Black quotes reimagined as motivational posters

Poetics of Dylan Moran: A Motive Force

blueanteater:

go and get a job

go and find a flat

find somebody else

put them in the flat

make them stay

get a toaster

go to work

get on the bus

look at your boss

say “fuck”

sit down

pick up the thing

go blank

scream internally

go home

listen to the radio

look at the person

think “why? why did this happen?”

go to bed

lie awake

at night

get up

feel groggy

put the things on

your clothes

go out the door

into work

same thing

same people

again

it’s real

it’s happening

to you

go home

again

sit

radio

dinner

gardening

gardening

gardening

death

~ what it is

If Dylan Moran’s monologues were rearranged into a stream-of-conscious poetry style.

Cos they’re wonderful.

blueanteater:

Dylan’s face. UNF.

Per. Fect.

blueanteater:

Dylan Moran - Run Fatboy Run - 1/2

He’s so incredibly sexy in this movie, I’m not even sorry.